Recently, I was thinking over some of the harshest, but true, criticisms I’ve received in my career, and how I’m thankful for it now.
I decided to have some fun with this idea, so I pinged some journalist friends with this challenge: “I want you guys to try to remember things that editors have said to you, that shaped you, and which weren’t very nice.”
So, here is what my friends and I came up with. I’ve changed every woman name to “Jennifer” and ever man name to “Bob.”
I’ve also obscured the names of the publications. I hope they give you a good laugh and please share yours!
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“Hey Jennifer, over the weekend, why don’t you read the New York Times and learn how to f*cking write.”
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“What do you do? Be a f*cking reporter, that’s what.” — Editor, after I called up and complained that nothing interesting happened at a Chicago city council housing committee meeting.
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The Washington Business Journal editor walks over and slaps a printout
of my “Tech bits” write-up on my desk.
“You read that first sentence and tell me if it makes you want to read
the rest of the story.”
I read my lede. It didn’t.
As he walked away, he said, “Don’t be boring.”
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“If you think you have a rat’s chance in hell of getting hired as a
reporter in New York fresh out of grad school, you are sorely
mistaken.” — my journalism mentor, helping me to pick a journalism
school
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“I like everything about this story except the fact that the lede
couldn’t have happened if you weren’t there. Don’t put yourself in
it.” — KA
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“Make fun of it. Be lighthearted.” — Mark, at Seattle P-I, about
Seattle’s new tourism campaign
David, stop checking your email and get to work.” — Daily Herald.
“Andrea, stop bothering Susan, she’s on deadline. SUSAN WHERE’S YOUR
STORY!?” – Ronni
“Sirens in The Loop.” — Wayne Klatt, City News. This was the extent of the conversation. I was expected to find out why.
“Call them back. I don’t care if it’s 2 in the morning. Let it ring three times, and if they don’t answer, hang up.” — Gary Meacham, City News.
“Wanna have a one-arm push-up contest?” — Gary Meacham, former marine, City News, during an overnight shift in the office at Trib Tower. (He did 10, no problem. I did one.)
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“There’s no news in the newsroom! Why are there so many fucking reporters in here? Get the fuck out and find what people will care about tomorrow.”
ME: When do you need this story?
Editor: “How much you got.”
Me: “Easily 30 inches.”
Editor: “Give me your best 12.”
Me: “But…”
Editor: “Keep it up and I’ll make it eight.”
Dewey (Managing Editor) says to me and my immediate editor: All huffy, what’s going on with thie Story?
“Tell the new guy: Hey bub, not so much talking. Keep your head down and write some fucking stories. You can talk on your lunch break. New guys like to know who’s boss.”
Recently, I was thinking over some of the harshest criticisms I’ve received in my career, and how I’m thankful for them now.
I decided to have some fun with this idea, so I pinged some journalist friends with this challenge: “I want you guys to try to remember things that editors have said to you, that shaped you, and which weren’t very nice.”
So, here is what my friends and I came up with. I’ve changed every female name to “Jennifer” and “Lauren,” every male name to “Bob.” My friends were more comfortable sharing this way, particularly because some of them are now at the top of their fields.
I’ve also obscured the names of the publications.
I hope they give you a good laugh. And if you happen to be new to this field or any other, know that the best professionals got that way in part thanks to tough love.
Please share yours!
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“Hey Jennifer, over the weekend, why don’t you read the New York Times and learn how to fucking write.”
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“What do you do? Be a fucking reporter, that’s what.” — Editor, after I called up and complained that nothing interesting happened at a Chicago city council housing committee meeting.
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The editor walks over and slaps a draft printout of my “tech bits” write-up on my desk.
“You read that first sentence and tell me if it makes you want to read the rest of the story.”
I read my lede. It didn’t.
As he walked away, he said, “Don’t be boring.”
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“He hung up on you? Go to his door so he can slam the door in your face instead.” –Editor
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